Things I won't work with: the higher states of bromine (2019)

Derek Lowe’s long-running “Things I Won’t Work With” series is celebrated for turning extreme inorganic chemistry—explosive fluorine compounds, vicious acids like HF, and toxic halogens such as bromine—into gripping, darkly funny stories accessible to non-chemists. Commenters trade links to favorite entries, related books and videos, and real-world lab mishaps, using the articles both as entertainment and as cautionary tales about laboratory safety, risk perception, and how good writing can make difficult science engaging.

Enthusiasm for the series & science communication

  • Many readers find the “Things I Won’t Work With” posts hilarious, gripping, and uniquely good at making advanced chemistry accessible to non‑chemists.
  • Several people say this kind of writing (and similar high‑school teachers) drew them into science or made difficult topics approachable.
  • A few note the style is becoming predictable or “structural clickbait” after many entries, with emotional beats feeling repetitive despite still-strong content.

Pointers to related terrifying chemistry

  • Commenters share favorite entries from the same series: dioxygen difluoride (“FOOF”), thioacetone, hydrofluoric acid, and other high‑energy oxidizers and exotic halogen compounds.
  • Recommendations extend to classic propellant/energetics books and old memoirs about dangerous industrial chemistry, plus modern YouTube channels demonstrating extreme inorganic reactions.

Hydrofluoric acid, fire suppression, and everyday products

  • HF is repeatedly singled out as especially horrific: deep tissue damage, electrolyte disruption, and heart failure are mentioned.
  • People describe industrial peptide synthesis setups using HF in sealed, specialized apparatus, with dramatic evacuations when leaks occur.
  • A consumer rust remover containing ~3% HF on Amazon alarms multiple commenters; debate centers on concentration vs. lethality and how such products ship via normal logistics.
  • “Improved” fire suppression using hydrofluorocarbons that can generate HF in fires is criticized; advice is to evacuate server rooms/vehicles when systems trigger.

Bromine, iodine, and lab/classroom anecdotes

  • Several recall bromine incidents in teaching labs: red fumes, coughing, and full-area evacuations after improper disposal or mishandling (e.g., pipetting issues).
  • There is criticism of poor safety training in some educational settings, contrasted with notes that bromine can be handled safely worldwide with proper precautions.
  • Comparisons are made between bromine and iodine, with iodine perceived as much tamer.

Ethidium bromide and toxicity debate

  • A genetics-lab worker worries about long-term effects from routinely microwaving agarose gels containing ethidium bromide and breathing the steam.
  • Others link to material arguing EtBr is “surprisingly not mutagenic,” emphasizing that the bromide ion itself is benign and even physiologically used in trace amounts.
  • Some remain skeptical, pointing out DNA intercalation and personal anecdotes of cancer, while others stress cell and nuclear membranes as barriers.
  • Alternatives like SYBR Green are mentioned, but they also work via DNA intercalation, so safety advantage is seen as unclear.

Accidents, PPE, and risk perception

  • Multiple serious accidents are recounted: ether explosions from aged solvents, strong-acid cleaning baths, and a famous lab mercury poisoning case.
  • Discussion emphasizes that PPE is a last line of defense; even meticulous rule-followers can die if hazards are underestimated or not yet fully understood.
  • There is debate over which stories best teach safety: cases where rules were ignored vs. cases where rules were followed but proved inadequate.

Meta, tangents, and analogies

  • One commenter notes a popular YouTube “most dangerous chemicals” list that appears to have plagiarized this blog series.
  • Others imagine alien biochemistries where our extreme halogen chemistry is “normal” and carbon chains are inert junk.
  • A programming analogue to “Things I Won’t Work With” is suggested (e.g., dangerous tools, flaky compilers), with aspect‑oriented programming jokingly proposed as a candidate.