Wrench Attacks: Physical attacks targeting cryptocurrency users (2024) [pdf]
Origin and terminology
- “Wrench attacks” are widely understood as a reference to the XKCD comic about beating passwords out of someone, i.e., old-fashioned robbery applied to crypto.
- Several commenters argue the phenomenon is not new at all: it’s just kidnapping/extortion/mugging with a new label and a new asset type.
Operational security and oversharing
- Strong emphasis on: if you hold meaningful crypto, don’t talk about it. Public bragging, even under pseudonyms, creates targets.
- Discussion of how online oversharing (vs. older “don’t talk to strangers” norms) makes it easy to build a detailed profile from handles and scattered posts.
- Tension highlighted: crypto’s value depends heavily on hype and visible success stories, which pushes holders to evangelize and show off—exactly what undermines their safety.
- Some note that even perfect personal discretion can be undercut by data breaches at exchanges or wallet companies that leak names, addresses, and balances.
Banks vs. self‑custody
- Multiple comments contrast crypto “be your own bank” with traditional banks:
- Banks add friction (limits, in-person verification) and reversibility, which makes physical extortion less attractive and more traceable.
- Crypto enables immediate, irreversible transfer of an entire fortune under duress.
- Others note that large-scale theft from banked customers via fraud and identity theft is common too; it just doesn’t require a wrench.
Real-world incidents and escalation risk
- Several recent high-profile kidnappings and mutilations tied to crypto wealth in France, Montréal, and the US are mentioned; many were clumsy, “amateurish” operations.
- Some expect things to get worse, especially after breaches that connect personal identities to on-chain wealth, creating a “breach → physical attack” pipeline.
Traceability and laundering
- Debate over how “traceable” stolen crypto really is:
- Bitcoin flows are public and “tainted” coins can be flagged.
- But criminals can move quickly into privacy coins (e.g., Monero) via atomic swaps, or sell wallets on a black market, analogous to stolen art.
Mitigations and tradeoffs
- Suggestions include: keep only small amounts in hot wallets; store most funds in multisig or with institutions; or avoid crypto altogether.
- Some point to ETFs and traditional brokerages as ironically the safest way to hold bitcoin.
- Others note that every step to harden against theft (complex key schemes, extreme secrecy) raises other risks: loss of keys, incapacity, inheritance failure.
Skepticism about novelty
- A few commenters dismiss the need for an academic paper, viewing the findings as obvious: conspicuous nouveau riche + self-custodied liquid wealth = extortion target.
- Others defend studying it systematically, given the growing body count and structural differences between crypto and legacy finance.