Is a movie prop the ultimate laptop bag?

Overall take on the “movie prop” laptop bag

• Most commenters answer the headline with “no”: it’s not the ultimate laptop bag.
• Core objections: poor ergonomics (hand-carry only), lack of padding, open top, and awkward shape for a rectangular laptop.
• Some see it mainly as a fun conversation piece or quirky hack rather than a serious everyday solution.

Inconspicuousness and theft deterrence

• The author’s goal—something that “looks like nothing” to avoid advertising a laptop—resonates with some, especially those in higher-crime cities.
• Others doubt the benefit: any bag can be assumed to contain something valuable; weight and shape can give it away.
• Several argue a nondescript backpack or tote already achieves the same “nothing special” look with far fewer tradeoffs.
• Related tricks mentioned: ugly-fying cameras, using diaper bags, or dirty towels/notes to make cars or bags look worthless.

Ergonomics, protection, and weather

• Concerns: wide base causes the laptop to swing; open top risks it sliding out; no compartments means chargers and cables can scratch the device.
• Rain and spills are repeatedly cited; a single drop or storm could ruin the laptop inside a paper bag.
• Many insist any “ultimate” bag must prioritize protection: padding, zippers/closures, and ideally water resistance.

Backpacks, sleeves, and alternative hacks

• Backpacks and messenger bags with dedicated sleeves are the dominant preferred solution, often paired with a separate laptop sleeve.
• Some share long-term satisfaction with specific brands or simple, cheap options; others mention waterproof roll-top or hiking packs.
• Alternatives and hacks: Tyvek “envelope” bags, cardboard or jiffy mailers, canvas grocery totes, tow-float drybags, leather DIY sleeves, even jacket/vest pockets.

Style, status, and culture

• A side thread debates ostentation, branding, and class signaling: backpacks once being seen as “poor,” handbags as status objects, cars vs bags as symbols.
• Some think blogging about an anti-ostentatious bag is itself performative; others defend it as just personal taste and playful hacking.
• A broader undercurrent: sadness that in affluent societies, people still feel they must hide a work tool from theft at all.