Things I've Heard Boomers Say That I Agree with 100%

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Complaints often attributed to “boomers” — from QR code restaurant menus and app-only services to LED headlight glare, participation trophies, and software subscriptions — resonate with many younger readers as well. Commenters weigh convenience against loss of human interaction and privacy in tech-mediated experiences, question whether modern rewards and generational labels like “boomer” are harmful or just evolving language, and debate safety and regulation around newer car technologies. Underneath the jokes and generational jabs is a shared frustration with design and business choices that prioritize data extraction, marketing, or aesthetics over usability, clarity, and respect for users.

QR Menus, Apps, and Restaurant Experience

  • Many like QR menus when they allow full ordering and payment, reduce wait times, handle multiple languages, and are just mobile-friendly websites (not apps or PDFs).
  • Others strongly dislike them: worse UX than a big printed menu, accessibility issues (tiny text, glare, phone dependence), data collection/selling, and security risks from spoofed QR codes.
  • Some see QR/app ordering as eroding human interaction and the “hospitality” aspect of dining; others argue server interaction is mostly scripted and not meaningful anyway.
  • China is cited as an example where QR/app ordering and phone payments are ubiquitous and efficient, but also as a step toward a dehumanized, dystopian, hyper‑app world.

Streaming, Ads, Subscriptions, and Rewards

  • Disagreement over how different subscription TV really is from old cable/satellite: some say it’s still cheaper and often ad-free; others note that ad‑supported tiers are creeping in (e.g., Netflix, Prime).
  • Complaints about everything becoming a subscription and about security being used as a blanket justification for intrusive 2FA and forced updates.
  • Points/rewards systems are criticized as opaque; “money already solves this” but is avoided by businesses.

Participation Trophies and Recognition

  • Several say they rarely or never saw “participation trophies” and think the concept is overblown; others report getting them constantly in 80s–00s youth sports and martial arts.
  • Debate over whether marathon/5k medals and finisher shirts are just participation awards by another name, and whether that’s fine because finishing itself is an achievement.
  • Some find participation awards insulting, especially in winner/loser sports; others see them as harmless or positive mementos that encourage effort, noting that boomers largely invented the practice they now mock.
  • Analogies are drawn to corporate certificates, military ribbons, and tech-company swag as adult participation awards.

LED Headlights and Vehicle Tech

  • Split between people who love LED headlights (longevity, brightness, reliability) and those who find them dangerously blinding, especially in dark conditions or with eye sensitivity.
  • Distinctions made between:
    • OEM LEDs vs cheap retrofit kits in housings not designed for them.
    • Problems from misalignment, SUV/truck height, and beam patterns, not LEDs per se.
  • Discussion of adaptive/matrix headlights and dynamic masking (common in EU, slowly coming to US) as a potential fix.
  • Skepticism toward claims that LED assemblies “last for decades” and are cheap to fix; real-world failures of driver electronics and sealed units can be expensive.

Generational Labels and “Boomer” as Slur

  • Several report younger people using “boomer” to mean “any older person I dislike,” not literally the post‑WWII generation.
  • Some see this as ageist and note that age is a protected characteristic at work; repeated use could contribute to a hostile environment.
  • Others shrug it off as evolving slang and argue that generation boundaries are arbitrary and overused.

Other Points

  • Some technical quibbles with the article’s tone, jokes, and accuracy (e.g., emergency brake use, price of old Photoshop).
  • Agreement that tiny print and bad mobile UX are widespread and hostile to users.
  • Printed menus aren’t always cheap if professionally designed and repeatedly reprinted, though others say restaurants can and do update them frequently at low cost.