Credit report shows Meta keeping $27B off its books through advanced geometry

What Meta Is Doing Structurally

  • Meta sets up a separate entity (e.g., “Beignet”) that:
    • Borrows ~$27B via bonds to build a 2+ GW hyperscale data center.
    • Owns the campus; Meta signs a short (4‑year) lease with renewal options.
  • Economically, Meta:
    • Is the only realistic tenant.
    • Bears almost all the risk and provides guarantees/”residual value” support.
  • This structure keeps the assets and debt off Meta’s consolidated balance sheet under current accounting rules, while credit markets still largely treat it as Meta risk.

How Common / Legal This Is

  • Commenters say project-specific entities and off-balance-sheet vehicles are “as common as breathing” in:
    • Large construction, real estate, film, infrastructure, and other capital‑intensive industries.
  • Seen as standard project finance rather than inherently nefarious, though:
    • Some argue that even “standard practice” can create systemic risk via opacity and misvaluation.

Debate on Risk, Ratings, and 2008 Comparisons

  • One side: This is reminiscent of Enron and pre‑2008 games:
    • Ratings agencies accept whatever the accepted definitions allow.
    • Form (short lease, separate box) is used to hide leverage that would otherwise lower Meta’s rating.
  • Other side: This is not 2008:
    • Underlying credit quality is strong; unlike subprime borrowers.
    • Bond yields are closer to junk, showing the market does price extra risk.
  • Concern: If this becomes the template for AI capex, reported leverage for big tech will systematically understate true obligations.

Article Style, Comprehension, and Satire

  • Strong split on the Substack piece:
    • Some praise it as a sharp, technically informed, satirical “finance Borat” that exposes how much risk can be boxed off legally.
    • Others find it unreadable, too snarky, and confused about GAAP, preferring more straightforward coverage in mainstream outlets.
  • Multiple commenters note that many readers’ confusion stems from lack of finance context, not literacy; others counter that unclear, jokey writing is a real barrier.

Broader Context: Power, Jobs, and AI Bubble Concerns

  • Discussion about:
    • Power infrastructure needed for multi‑GW campuses and long‑term energy contracts.
    • Limited direct job creation from hyperscale data centers versus the boosterish PR and ads.
    • Skepticism that AI demand and hardware values will justify this scale of leveraged build‑out.